Thursday, December 02, 2004

My Red Rocket

The first rule of Steve's car: Buckle up!

The second rule of Steve's car: BUCKLE UP!

The third rule of Steve's car: Do not grip the dashboard or cling to objects in the car. It pisses me off.

The fourth rule of Steve's car: Do not touch the radio.

The fifth rule of Steve's car: Green means go fast. Yellow means go faster. Red means get ready to go fast!

The sixth rule of Steve's car: Trust in Steve. You are not in harm. If you get hurt, the car must get hurt and that is very sad.

The seventh and final rule of Steve's car: BYOE(arplugs) - Volume subject to change at any time.

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