Signs that the Future is Coming

1. (should have been posted months ago)
On the back of Neil Young's "Greatest Hits" CD, it says:
"Greatest hits inclusion based on original record sales, airplay and known download history."

How freakin' amazing is that?!? My only problem with the CD is that Sugar Mountain wasn't on it, which I believe is a widely Downloaded song. Maybe it just didn't fit.

2. I got a message on MSN that someone I didn't recognize had added me. Perhaps it was a student from school who I met or some old distant friend who looked me up. Nope.

Powerade says:
hello

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
hey

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
what is up

Powerade says:
not much

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
this is brandon right?

Powerade says:
as in me=brandon?

Powerade says:
or are you brandon?

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
yeah as in you are brandon

Powerade says:
then no this is not brandon. My name's Steve. How can I help you?

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
um sorry

Powerade says:
what email were you looking for?

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
pharohofthenight@hotmail.com

Powerade says:
ahhh

Powerade says:
this is phantom ofthenight@hotmail.com

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
oh wow i feel retarted

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
wow

OH therapy, can you fill the void? says:
sorry

Powerade says:
just think of it like hitting the 7 instead of the 4

MY VERY FIRST wrong "internet email dial"-a thing!!!! Ah well, its been an hour and a half and I'm still talking to them. Seems like a nice person. I'll just add them to the "Don't Trust" group.